"This Is A Cry For Help and More Beer" T-Shirt — Funny Cartoon Dad Tee

This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings a quiet, quirky energy to everyday wear. The soft, lived-in color and textured feel come from the post-construction dyeing process, so each shirt looks gently worn from day one. A relaxed silhouette drapes comfortably over the body without clinging, and the tubular, side-seam-free knit keeps the front print uninterrupted and clean. The illustration—an expressive, slightly melancholic character surrounded by small creatures and the phrase “This is a Cry for Help and More Beer”—reads like a comic-strip moment you’d catch between friends. Wear it around the city, to low-key gatherings, or when you want an honest, offbeat piece that starts conversations and feels like an old favorite right away.

Built to last: double-needle stitching at all seams and heavyweight 6.1 oz cotton give this tee substance and durability. Sizes run from S to 4XL (see the Comfort Colors 1717 size chart), and a sewn-in label preserves neck comfort. Available in a wide palette of 58 garment-dyed shades so you can choose a soft vintage tone or a deeper, worn-in color to match your mood.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight 6.1 oz for a substantial, long-lasting feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color, lived-in texture, and unique variation
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean front and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for reinforced durability
- Size range S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label for comfortable, stable fit

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean